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Joke of the Day

"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."

"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"

"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."

"Why did tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing"

"I got my PHD in scatology today. Reading all of those YouTube comments was a pain though."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."

"What happened when the composer got angry? He flew off the Handel"

"I'm so chuffed with myself! I just completed a puzzle in 40 minutes The box said 3-4 years"

"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."

"I've seen a LGBT activist publish phones and home addresses of homophobic straight people on the Internet. Needless to say, I found his approach somewhat heterodox."