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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""

"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"

"Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day And all this time I've just been eating them raw..."

"So They Cancelled Halloween In India This Year. They ran out of Ghandi."

"Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle? The doctors say it's a congenital defect."

"What did the Pencile say to the other pencil? what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)"

"Me: Hey, do you want to go buy some- Wife: YES!"

"Wife and I taking a shower Wife: I want you to do bad things to me. Me: <pours shampoo in her eyes>"

"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."

"Apparently, ""I judge a great wine by its alcohol content"", doesn't impress wine snobs"