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Joke of the Day

"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""

"How often do you use algebra? Equationally."

"What did one shark say to the other? These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad."

"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"

"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."

"What do light and hard have in common? You can sleep with a light on."

"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"Can fish get high on seaweed?"

"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."

"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."