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Joke of the Day

"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""

"What does an Asian person say when asked, ""does the carpet match the drapes?"" I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug."

"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"

"This haunted house sucks. It's just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, this is real life? NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"

"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."

"Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist."

"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"