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Joke of the Day
"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."
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"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"
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"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."
"What do you call a pessimistic horse? A Neigh-Sayer"
"Hyper intelligent student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Teacher: India is on which continent? Boy: potato! He leaves for home then."