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Joke of the Day

"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."

"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."

"[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!"

"Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!"

"Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!"

"I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'"

"[First Date] HER: I love dogs. ME: [Trying to impress her] Waiter, give us your finest Labrador - medium rare."

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"

"Please stop telling me how poor you are via Twitter for iPhone"

"My dog reminds me of my ex. She doesn't pull her weight financially and she's scared of the vacuum."