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Joke of the Day

"Hyper intelligent student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Teacher: India is on which continent? Boy: potato! He leaves for home then."

"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."

"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"

"I got this gem from a 6-year-old ...seriously, I need to get rid of it fast, the law really frowns on stealing from children."

"Did you hear about the guy that had mountains for legs? He also had a Pyrenees!"

"How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her."

"(confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does ""Single Ladies"" dance)"

"Sorry I threw firewood at you and yelled ""shoo"", but with the amount of eye liner you wear, you resemble the raccoons that raided my cooler."

"What's a businessman's favourite dessert? Profiteroles!"