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Joke of the Day

"Hyper intelligent student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Teacher: India is on which continent? Boy: potato! He leaves for home then."

"What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? They both shower after 3 periods!"

"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"

"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"

"I bought a racehorse today and I named him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, ""Come on My Face."""

"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"

"The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist."

"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."

"[Request] I need a cutesy pun related to couples/love and umbrellas/rain. Sort of like ""Eiffel for you"", or ""never leaf me"" if you know what I mean. But please nothing too long :)"

"""I'm independent"" Said the Jamaican, showing me his initialised necklace."