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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"
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"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."
"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."
"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."
"What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say? ""I don't really carrot all for vegetables."""
"Walking down the street I was walking home form work and I saw a bee crawling on the grass. I was thinking of stepping on it, then I decided 'ehh I'll let it be'"
"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."
"Sometimes I feel like if it weren't for the free coffee and internet, I'd never go to work."
"If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room"
"The universe implodes.... No matter."