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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."
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"I went to a female Arab boxing match last night. It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs."
"""Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!"" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks"
"9/11 Americans Won't get this joke"
"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"
"Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood."
"I hate myself a little for this... What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! ...Nah, just kidding! *He still hasn't unwrapped his present!!!*"
"What should be Serena William's nickname? Tennis-ee Williams"
"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"
"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."