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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"Why are there no black CIA agents? Because you'd never be able to convince him to help the massive drug smuggling conspiracy that's shipping cocaine into his family's neighborhood."

"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."

"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"

"Baller is short for ballerina"

"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."

"What did the computer say to the virus? scRAM"

"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"

"This was the funniest joke in the world when I was five. why did the chicken cross the road roll in the dirt and cross the road again? because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."