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Joke of the Day

"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""

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"What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeyy."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"
"What kind of phone does The Flash use? Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash"
"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."
"What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals? A good Friday"
"""Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant."" - inventor of the birthday party"
"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""
"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"