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Joke of the Day
"What do you call customers at Lidl? Lidl people."
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"What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in?"
"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."
"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."
"[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance! M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!"
"Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity."
"What did the Indian child say to his mother before he left for school? Mumbai!"
"Sometimes I feel driving over Beliebers, but then I'm like, ""what is wrong with me??"" because I just got my car washed."
"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."