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Joke of the Day

"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"

"A reporter told the police that someone hacked his computer and removed the first line of every story. There are no ledes."

"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."

"What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset? Knot movies"

"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."

"thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon"

"What will happen when Pokemon GO Is updated with Johto Pokemon? It will become Pokemon GOld"

"Business Idea: 1. Buy a taco truck. 2. Park it in front of my house. 3. Sell tacos to myself."

"Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house"

"Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh."