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Joke of the Day
"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"
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"You know who the most popular guy at a nudist colony is? The one who can walk with 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"Dad cooks deer for dinner and doesn't tell the kids what it is... He gives them a hint ""It's what your mom calls me"" The kids respond ""It's a fucking dick, don't eat it"""
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin."
"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""
"It's so cold in Michigan right now. The politicians have their hands in their own pockets."
"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."
"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""
"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."
"What does Arizona name Colorado? Border Collie"