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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis"
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"How do you make an egg roll? You push it"
"CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank"
"""so doc... am I dying?"" ""we're all dying, just at different speeds"" ""but what about me"" ""You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"""
"It's stupid to just ask ""where"" a sorority girl is when the more accurate question is ""where in Target"" is she."
"I'm currently stuck behind traffic lights. Fuck you Roxanne."
"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey team? A hockey team takes a shower after three periods."
"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"
"What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents"
"This is your captain speaking... AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."