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Joke of the Day

"I need to give my cat an abortion But every time I throw her down the stairs she just lands on her feet."

"Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan? Because of the tele-ban."

"With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge"

"in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'"

"Why does noddy have bell on his hat? Because he is a cunt."

"I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended."

"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"

"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Attractive"

"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""

"What does a cock and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Repost, forgot to proofread ""What's does a dick and a Rubiks Cube have in common?"" From /r/Jokes"