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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One turns to the other and says 'Wanna go in there and get shit faced?'"

"Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you!"

"Greek cheese turns me on. It is a feta-ish."

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"

"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."

"What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery? Give me one more chants!"

"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"

"The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality That explains why Jerk Chicken and Pulled Pork were the only two items on the menu"

"I just had a baby! It was delicious."