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Joke of the Day

"I bet there would be a lot more wars if there weren't boobs. I haven't seen a boob in 2 days and I'm ready to kill someone."

"I'm a grammar nazi. I'm also a regular nazi, but that's a different story."

"I'd like to thank not only my mom and dad ... But my parents"

"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"

"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"jokes about unemployed people aren't funny They just don't work..."

"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."

"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"

"Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos."

"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."