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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist but... racist people are."

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."

"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."

"I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts. I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!"

"ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77ha"

"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."

"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."

"Me: I'm way tougher than you. Wife: I gave birth twice without an epidural. Me: So? Wife: You called in sick for an ice cream headache."

"Jesus was a hippie He had sandals, long hair and he died hugging a tree"