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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the gunpowder plot work? Because gunpowder is black."
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"Every time I have sex with a woman I always assume she has herpes... ...that way I don't have to tell her about mine."
"What did the sexy Japanese food say? Miso horny"
"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."
"Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down."
"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"
"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."
"Every letter likes Jews... but not-Z"
"I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation....."
"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"