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Joke of the Day

"What do you mean will I eat a whole rotisserie chicken? What do I look like, a guy who doesn't eat whole rotisserie chickens?"

"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."

"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"

"I had a joke about erectile dysfunction... But I knew you guys wouldn't be up for it."

"Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids."

"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."

"You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking"

"New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer than the men who mention it"

"Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP."

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."