144070

Joke of the Day

"A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research... he takes a sip from his doughnut."

"I came across the most beautiful girl i've ever seen today at the supermarket.. She wasn't the least bit happy, even after I offered to clean it all up and buy her a new top.."

"What's Jared Fogle's favorite weather? El nino."

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A pedrophile"

"I've waited a year to post this This"

"Policewoman: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Driver: Boobs."

"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."

"I spent all day replacing the muffler on my car It was exhausting"

"Bowlegged Pirate Did you hear about the bow legged pirate? Apparently he has C legs"

"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."