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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."
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"Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!"
"How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup."
"I said ""You're not the boss of me"" to my boss and it came true."
"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"
"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in a cellar"
"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""
"The best way to get your kid to play with 800 toys at once is to tell then you're going to donate them to charity."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"People are always like ""you're so crazy"" and I'm all like ""please take off the restraints, I promise I won't do it again""."