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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!"
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"Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own."
"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."
"My oldest is 14 today. Daddy's baby is growing up. Soon she'll start looking for boyfriends and find them all dead under the floor boards."
"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."
"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"
"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."
"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."
"Life hack: Never actually say the words 'Life hack' out loud."