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Joke of the Day

"My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"

"I hate to call it ""one night stands."" I prefer ""auditions."""

"Hey Spongebob, what's funnier than 24? 9/11."

"Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes."

"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"

"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"

"Women are good for 70 things Cooking and 69"

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"

"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."

"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."