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Joke of the Day
"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"
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"*arouses suspicion* Suspicion: I have a boyfriend. But c'mere."
"I lost a leg to a guy named Amir... God damn, he's good at playing darts."
"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."
"Do you think the husband of the GPS lady listens to her directions?"
"Time goes by quicker when you have fun But one does not simply have fun"
"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."
"Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates"
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"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"