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Joke of the Day

"What did The Mandrain say when he told his wife he'd stop masturbating? You'll never see me cumming."

"What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? The taste."

"Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? Sneakier click bait :-)"

"Jokes Brother: Did you put the cat out! Sister: Why, was he on fire?"

"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."

"A man goes to a zoo... ...But the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."

"How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the room is already lit."

"I'm only good for two things... Self-defecating and self-deprecating."

"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"