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Joke of the Day
"Jokes Brother: Did you put the cat out! Sister: Why, was he on fire?"
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"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A Seatbelt!"
"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"
"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"
"Girlfriend Pissing You Off? Text her ""He's busy"" and turn your phone off."
"What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !"
"I try not to beat my meat... But sometimes it's hard though"
"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."
"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"