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Joke of the Day

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."

"Just when I thought we'd avoided all controversial topics at Thanksgiving dinner my niece said Aristocats was better than The Lion King"

"Bloke walks up and asks ""Do you prefer long legs or short?"", so I reply ""I prefer something in between"""

"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""

"Say what you will about grammar nazis At least they aren't anti-semantic."

"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""

"What do the LGBT community and computers have in common? Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!"

"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"What are snails trying to do? Their best"