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Joke of the Day

"How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the room is already lit."

"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."

"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."

"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"

"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"

"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"

"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die."