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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."

"Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball!"

"Blonde Brain Cells Q: How do blondes' brain cells die? A: Alone."

"Bet you can't see your dick My colleague said to me, ""I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."" ""No, just your daughter's head,"" I replied."

"I saw a porn starring Tila Tequila today The nice man even salted her rim."

"What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)"

"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."

"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."

"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."

"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""