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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too."

"I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the f*cking pub."

"Why can't you insult Jewish people? Because they've already been roasted."

"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."

"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."

"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."

"People ask me why I don't cuss... ...I tell them it's none of their fuckin' bitch-ass business to know why."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."

"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"