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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left."
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"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."
"What do you call a home full of menstruating women? Bloody Hell."
"What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!"
"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."
"""Everything you say can and will be used against you"" should be included in marriage vows."
"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"
"My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film."
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? Probably not. They haven't made a gig yet."