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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left."
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"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."
"Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed... ...because they couldn't read them."
"Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus He comes while you're asleep."
"NSFW - What's the worst thing to hear.... What's the *worst* thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""
"""No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."" Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party."
"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"
"How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? Defiled."
"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."