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Joke of the Day

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."

"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."

"I've started calling my penis the bullet. It's really small and comes really fast."

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts Sounds amazing, dozen tit?"

"What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker? You might get your baby back off a pitbull."

"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"

"[NSFW] Doctor, doctor! Woman: Doctor, doctor! I've got three vaginas! Doctor: Well are they causing you any problems? Woman: Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"

"Finally, GOOGLE will be firmly AHEAD of APPLE... ...ALPHABETICALLY :)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The aristocrats."

"Off to work... A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"