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Joke of the Day

"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."

"Earth asks Mars... ""Why has Venus been so distant lately?"" Mars answers ""shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"""

"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"

"I'm gonna make you .org until you .com everywhere."

"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"

"Saw a documentary on rim-jobs last night. It was very tongue-in-cheek."

"Son: Mom, how was I born? Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."

"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."

"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."