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Joke of the Day
"I started calling my wife ""Zika""... ...so that I could just get a little head, baby."
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"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"Whats the difference between pizza and your opinion? I only asked for pizza."
"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"
"I asked my boss... I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with a large roll of bubble wrap. He told me to pop it in the corner. It took me over three hours!"
"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."
"It's like the people in this restroom don't even want my help unbuttoning their pants. STOP RUNNING AWAY I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU"
"*men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*"
"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."
"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"