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Joke of the Day

"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."

"What can turn a fox into an elephant? A marriage certificate."

"There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school."

"If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos."

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. And... Why did the fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't much room."

"I wanted to tell you a FedEx joke... But there was already one yesterday, and I don't want you to get FedUp."

"Turkey shoots down Russian jet it's too soon to tell, but insiders report his actions were in hopes of receiving a presidential pardon before thanksgiving hits."

"Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud? Dog: *pants*"

"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"