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Joke of the Day

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."

"Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!"

"If Rapunzel was a brunette, she'd have just opened the front door."

"What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro"

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"

"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"

"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."

"How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10? He doesn't; he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times."

"My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say."

"What makes a fencing joke extra funny? When it is a riposte"