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Joke of the Day
"I had a nightmare that I was the Michelin man I woke up feeling tired from that one."
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"What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry."
"I came home to find my apartment covered in feathers and egg.... ... I think I've got a poultrygeist!"
"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""
"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"
"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""
"Wedding day Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't that great, but let me tell ya the reception was great."
"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"
"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."
"A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... This content has been censored by Ellen Pao because it was harassing her personal interests"