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Joke of the Day

"Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire. Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have saw it."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"How do you show a Muslim Girl you're into her? You pull your Dick Out for Haram Bae"

"What is an Hommish woman's fantasy? Two Mennonite"

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face."

"Why didn't the bike move? It was two tired. Sorry^that^shit^made^no^sense"

"Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*"

"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Was writing a Limerick but said, ""Fuck it."""