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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the bike move? It was two tired. Sorry^that^shit^made^no^sense"
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"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"
"What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism"
"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body... but then my mom gave birth."
"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."
"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"
"What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels"
"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."
"Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point."
"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"