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Joke of the Day

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Was writing a Limerick but said, ""Fuck it."""

"World's scariest martial art is Mexican Judo. Judo know if I got a gun, judo know if I got a knife."

"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."

"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""

"How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically"

"Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear ""You've taught me so much."""

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"

"Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let's do this!!!"

"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."