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Joke of the Day
"What is an Hommish woman's fantasy? Two Mennonite"
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"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."
"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"
"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"
"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"
"One of my friends went up to my Portuguese dad.... and asked ""You're Portuguese, right?"" He said ""No, I'm Portugoose. There's is only one of me"""
"wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can't see him 9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles* me *hits him in the face with the door*"
"Chocolate Rain + Rickrolling = death by Youtube"
"Knock, knock..........Goliath Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down -- you looketh tired"
"What Do you call an alligator in a vest? An a investigator."