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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."

"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"

"I'm a take me or leave me kind of girl. Wait, where ya going?"

"I like to think that the lead singer of Limp Bizkit sorts out his own affairs before seeing to other peoples... Durst's things First"

"Now that the new bills have Harriet Tubman on them... if you put one on a television does that make it a tele-tubbie?"

"A man's sex life is like an oak tree You spend the first part of your life growing up and not doing much. Then later you nut almost constantly for a short period of time, right up until you go bald"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."

"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"

"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"