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Joke of the Day
"In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey's chocolate will be renamed to Heshey's"
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"Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ? Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out."
"Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I'll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light."
"""I think you'll like her. She's smart, funny, and a libra"" I've never met a libra *is super disappointed when date isn't a lion zebra mix*"
"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."
"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."
"I can tell my Girlfriends ass is getting bigger, She fits in my Wife's jeans."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"
"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"