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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."

"User interface? I hardly even know her."

"What do you get when you cross the Russian mafia and the Yakuza? Killed."

"A girl asked me if I would like to see her pussy... ...and then she showed me her cat!"

"What did one train track say to the opposite track? Wanna race?"

"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food.."

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up."

"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"