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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."
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"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."
"STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY."
"Lazy is a strong word. I prefer to say that the stars are reaching for me"
"Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove."
"What's in a domestic book? Home page."
"Neeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwww What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
"Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish."
"I try not to beat live horses, either"
"I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat."