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Joke of the Day

"Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ? Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out."

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"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
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"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"
"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."
"My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipes from tumblr."
"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"
"Black Lives Matter is protesting the Twin Cities Marathon... ...there must be a huge race issue in America"