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Joke of the Day

"Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ? Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out."

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"If anyone can put the ""i"" in ""Team"" it's Apple."

"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"

"Why don't married men live as long as single men? They don't want to!"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"

"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."

"My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipes from tumblr."

"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"

"Black Lives Matter is protesting the Twin Cities Marathon... ...there must be a huge race issue in America"