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Joke of the Day

"Truth or dare? -Truth. Ok, go. -I get sexually aroused by ALF. Okaaaay... -Your turn. Truth or dare? Um...dare. -Put on this ALF costume."

"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!"

"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""

"What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ? His portrait only need one nail"

"knock knock..."

"I want to be an organ donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."

"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"

"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."