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Joke of the Day

"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"

"April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest."

"I was in a good mood when suddenly twitter went down & I ran over a blind man, tasered a baby, killed a puppy & set myself on fire."

"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"

"Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times."

"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"

"You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll."

"The wife asked her husband to get rid of his boner He tried, but it was too difficult."