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Joke of the Day

"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""

"I know it's not safe but our taxi driver keeps falling asleep at every light and it's getting hilarious"

"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"

"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"

"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"New studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape."

"""Hi, I'm a male feminist and just shut up for a second while I explain to you why that's so important"""

"I like my women how I like my rum. Dark and full of coke."

"I wonder how many illegitimate socks are out there because of me?"

"At a local restaurant, I got on one knee and she said yes. 13 years later I haven't got the balls to tell her I was just chasing a crouton."