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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."
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"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""
"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"
"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."
"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."
"Oklahoma State's student union got shut down today because of a gun threat It turns out it was just a calculator. Don't people know that a calculator is for math deduction not mass destruction?"
"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."
"I love Alfredo sauce. Unless you're a dude named Alfredo."
"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"