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Joke of the Day
"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."
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"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"
"Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?"
"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"
"What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner? One's a cunning runt..."
"I contacted Screwfix the other day. Once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency."
"[to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? ""ugh I can't wait to go home"" know who else wanted to go home"
"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"
"If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box? source: soos says some words"
"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."