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Joke of the Day

"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"

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"Yo mama's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"What kind of fish has two knees? A tunee fish."
"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "
"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"Heard my mom tell my dad to ""stop tossing her salad"" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing..."
"I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old"
"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"
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