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Joke of the Day

"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"

"Say what you want about kleptomaniacs, but they're definitely not cowards. Those guys have got balls of steal."

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"

"What's the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now."

"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."

"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"

"God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good"

"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."

"What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil? Pointless"