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Joke of the Day
"I want to be an organ donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus."
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"I had a window smash and impale me in the buttocks today... It was a pane in the ass."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally"
"What do you call an unambiguous body of water? The Specific Ocean"
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ? One Direction."
"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"
"A hip-hop artist went to the shop to buy some cigarettes. He bought one pack for himself, and another for his hip-hop artist friend. He bought Tupac's."
"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"
"All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to."